biggest whopper?

[BrilloPad]

Don't expect any action at future CUK social events.

Is all one needs to be STD free?

I shall bring my blood donor card and stop lying then!

[DS23]

i have no idea who tulip in the sink

It was probably the cat

actually, i know of someone who tuliped in the bed after one particularly gruelling night on the tiles and blamed it on the dog.

[Diestl]

Is all one needs to be STD free?

I shall bring my blood donor card and stop lying then!

Good im sure you'll have a ball (or two)......

[chef]

i collapsed and was sick on Aunty Pam?... at 10:30pm.. on new years eve?.. no of course i wasnt drunk mum, im 15, i think it was a dodgy mcdonalds..

[Xenophon]

Good im sure you'll have a ball (or two)......

You can have mine. They've lost their 'elasticity'.

I think I'm going to get a 'tuck' job done so they return to their previous and lovely 'well sprung' state.

Apologies for the offensively high use of '...' in this post.

[Spacecadet]

i collapsed and was sick on Aunty Pam?... at 10:30pm.. on new years eve?.. no of course i wasnt drunk mum, im 15, i think it was a dodgy mcdonalds..

Sounds vaguely familar.. although I don't think I was sick on an Aunty

[cailin maith]

You can have mine. They've lost their 'elasticity'.

I think I'm going to get a 'tuck' job done so they return to their previous and lovely 'well sprung' state.

Apologies for the offensively high use of '...' in this post.

You are obsessed with your balls

[Xenophon]

You are obsessed with your balls

I just find myself able to fit them into a lot of conversations.

[snaw]

You are obsessed with your balls

Basing this observation on??

[AlfredJPruffock]

Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and can deploy in 45 mins, we must invade.

Jings !

As if we didnt have enough on our plates - and now this.

Are you sure it was Iraq and not Iran - typos are easy to make.