biggest whopper?

[Diestl]

No I dont have aids.

Don't expect any action at future CUK social events.

[Platypus]

I didn't come

[DS23]

lr in 3

[Diestl]

Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and can deploy in 45 mins, we must invade.

[chef]

i have no idea who tulip in the sink

[DS23]

i have no idea who tulip in the sink

[Platypus]

i have no idea who tulip in the sink

It was probably the cat

[Spacecadet]

Of course I can remember the name of every girl I've slept with

[Xenophon]

...and we're still in General.

Great effort to get this moved to LR by the congregation, particularly Platypus, but we're hanging in there in General for now it seems.

[Spacecadet]

It was probably the cat

In which case, which idiot fed the cat sweetcorn?