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    #11
    Originally posted by WageSlave
    Jesus is a freemason
    You really should stop reading *those* books WS
    Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
    You know you'll need us!

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      #12
      Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
      You really should stop reading *those* books WS
      Listen, I know you whisper in the night with your satin trousers on. Won't catch me with my pants down!
      Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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        #13
        Originally posted by WageSlave
        Listen, I know you whisper in the night with your satin trousers on. Won't catch me with my pants down!
        C'mon WS, you know you want to...
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          #14
          Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
          C'mon WS, you know you want to...
          Well...seeing as you've got such a nice butt...alright them...grip your toes, it's gonna be a fast ride
          Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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            #15
            Originally posted by WageSlave
            Well...seeing as you've got such a nice butt...alright them...grip your toes, it's gonna be a fast ride
            Selfish bastard!
            Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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              #16
              Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
              Selfish bastard!
              Don't worry, I'll make sure I finish you off. Can't be upsetting the freemasons, can we.
              Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                #17
                Originally posted by WageSlave
                Don't worry, I'll make sure I finish you off. Can't be upsetting the freemasons, can we.
                Only once Mr Calvi, only once.
                Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
                You know you'll need us!

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                  #18
                  He initiated me. I'm in the chair now.

                  I've heard the one about the bathroom....

                  Now, back to the subject:

                  I can't "raise" him at the moment. The agency are recommending that I start with a management company for the first couple of weeks and then look to for a Ltd Co during that time.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Hiram King Of Tyre
                    He initiated me. I'm in the chair now.

                    I've heard the one about the bathroom....

                    Now, back to the subject:

                    I can't "raise" him at the moment. The agency are recommending that I start with a management company for the first couple of weeks and then look to for a Ltd Co during that time.
                    Pay the man his 180 squid.
                    Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
                    You know you'll need us!

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                      #20
                      JC, does this mean you are the Jew below?
                      Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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