So, why did they bottle it?
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R8 + Porsche = wimp
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Poor excuse!!!Originally posted by DS23 View Postdanger of death."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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I didn't. A lot of people buy these cars as status symbols (or penis extensions) and don't realise how fast they go and when they do hit those speeds they tend to get brown stripes on the seats. Only a couple of times have I had a good run with such cars and those times the driver and I have exchanged a friendly wave in recognition of each other. The person who wimps out then tends to drive over the speed limit where there is one (in particular through roadworks) to prove that they are not afraid of anything, twats.Originally posted by Papa Maji wa Maji View Postmaybe they didn't wimp out, road conditions could have changed?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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BTDTOriginally posted by DS23 View Postdanger of death.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...tml#post648001Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostWTF??Comment
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BMW drivers!!! They get behind the wheel and instantly turn into a complete cock!!!Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI didn't. A lot of people buy these cars as status symbols (or penis extensions) and don't realise how fast they go and when they do hit those speeds they tend to get brown stripes on the seats. Only a couple of times have I had a good run with such cars and those times the driver and I have exchanged a friendly wave in recognition of each other. The person who wimps out then tends to drive over the speed limit where there is one (in particular through roadworks) to prove that they are not afraid of anything, twats."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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I like to wind up tossers who equate fast with good.
I get them up to ridiculous speeds then back off and watch them go.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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WHS.Originally posted by daviejones View PostBMW drivers!!! They get behind the wheel and instantly turn into a complete cock!!!
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Just sit next to them at the traffic lights and gun the engine a few times, watch them go when the lights change
Once slipped the clutch a bit so the car jerked forward, guy next to me shot off straight through the red light
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