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Went for (another) curry tonight
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Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI should be on EggheadsHard Brexit now!
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Crazy night working at the Raj last night, my mistress came in with her husband and they had a blazing row! At least she stormed out of their house and came round my place later on for some incredible sex.
One bloke got so upset by the row he left his lamb tikka massala. Couldn't say I blamed him, we ran out of lamb months ago. The freezer's running pretty low on rat...
Hal 9000 was in there last night too, I'm sure he used to be the bloke who poo'd on the tube.
Honestly, it gets wierder by the minute in there.Comment
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostCrazy night working at the Raj last nightCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostNext time I click my fingers you ******* come quick... then I might leave a tip
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Think I'm going to sell one of my restaurants, the Raj.
Turns out one of my waiters (weird looking fellow with a hygiene problem) is having an affair with some ugly obese munter of a wife.
She always comes in and has a row with her husband who looks like he's just passed an audition for Dumb and Dumber.
Then there's this guy who looks like a serial rapist who comes in alone, always has a lamb (yeah right ) tikka masala and stares at everyone else.
The other punters all seem to be incontinent.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostI did. Right in your Sag Paneer.
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Phew! This deodorant really isn't cutting it. I'm starting to reek as much as the boss.
The buffoon was in with his wife last night, too. She's doesn't say no to the occasional Meat Shazlik either, I can tell you! The suspension on that Aygo is definitely on the way out...
I reckon he's going to sell the place soon. Fancies himself as a day trader.Comment
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostPhew! This deodorant really isn't cutting it. I'm starting to reek as much as the boss.
The buffoon was in with his wife last night, too. She's doesn't say no to the occasional Meat Shazlik either, I can tell you! The suspension on that Aygo is definitely on the way out...
I reckon he's going to sell the place soon. Fancies himself as a day trader.Hard Brexit now!
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