A tumbleweed smilie is long overdue given the attempts at humour around here.
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not to mention being PCistOriginally posted by DiscoStu View PostYou can't do that, it's Mary Whitehouseist.
PCist - using the term PC or Politically Correct in a derogatory or demeaning mannerCoffee's for closersComment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Did they make the 'i don't get it' one specifically for you CM?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI love them!!
Mods, mods..... please let us have some of those...
Only kidding.
The Pistonheads forum has some good ones on it. I would post a link but can't be botheredSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Funny TedOriginally posted by Bear View PostDid they make the 'i don't get it' one specifically for you CM?
Only kidding.
The Pistonheads forum has some good ones on it. I would post a link but can't be bothered

Although, to be fair - that would be helpful... there are too many posts on here that I dont get
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/smilies.htmOriginally posted by Bear View PostThe Pistonheads forum has some good ones on it. I would post a link but can't be botheredWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I like 'em.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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tosser, not worthy, flip the bird, disappointed, boring, band rock, bash, Asshole, cry, full of tulip and repuke.Originally posted by cojak View Post
Please.
"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Great selection. I particularly like the spewing one and the 'I'll get me coat".Originally posted by voodooflux View PostComment
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