Do you have one of ‘them’ in your office?

[daviejones]

Chuck her in a dirty puddle and do her from behind...she will like that!!

[SantaClaus]

put some valium in her tea

[daviejones]

put some Rohypnol in her tea

More like it...

[DS23]

is dp allowed to use his alter egos?

[oracleslave]

Post of the Day surely!

Now I know why I voted for you in sasgurus poll

[AtW]

Now I know why I voted for you in sasgurus poll

Feel free to login as Nina - password: aniN

[AtW]

If she starts smoking you are doing it too fast

Just to clarify here possible English game of words: by "smoking" here it is more implied not cigarette smoking but something else which is funnier?

[oracleslave]

Just to clarify here possible English game of words: by "smoking" here it is more implied not cigarette smoking but something else which is funnier?

You are correct. It was a joke.

[AtW]

You are correct. It was a joke.

Good one too. Just wanted to make sure I understood it fully.

[SallyAnne]

If she starts smoking you are doing it too fast

And if she starts playing tetris you are doing it too slow.