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He he, I'm writing code for a uni on campus and it's Freshers' Week.
I'm probably going to get put on some sort of register for walking round smirking like an idiot...Comment
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Originally posted by expat View PostTook daughter+carload of her stuff to new Uni halls of residence. Place was full of 18-year-old girls. I happened to notice.
Place was also full of 19/20 year old boys all looking to get the new 18 year old girls into bed (or maybe even not that far).Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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Oh phew!!! Daughters of the world can all breathe again!Originally posted by expat View PostOK, I didn't really notice, I was only kidding.
The pope is a tard.Comment
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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tell me about it my current gig is at one, was fairly dull until this week, now im hoping for an extension, no pun intended!!!!!!!!.Originally posted by expat View PostTook daughter+carload of her stuff to new Uni halls of residence. Place was full of 18-year-old girls. I happened to notice.
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