question for the ladies

[Ruprect]

its a friend i've known for 18 years, not g'friend chef

but you would though right?

[chef]

A key to your place, with a cheeky Playboy Bunny keyfob. All platonic and pally... you fancy her!

she is pretty, i dont fancy her, we would kill each other if we had to live in close proximity for any length of time

she already has a key to my place, im away quite often and g'friend chef forgets/loses her keys often so it's a necessity

[Bob Dalek]

why not take her up the oxo tower?

Is that a euphemism?

[chef]

Is that a euphemism?

yes

[Bob Dalek]

she is pretty, i dont fancy her, we would kill each other if we had to live in close proximity for any length of time

she already has a key to my place, im away quite often and g'friend chef forgets/loses her keys often so it's a necessity

You're missing a trick there, if you don't mind my saying so. Life's not a rehearsal, etc.!!!

[Spacecadet]

Your're missing a trick there, if you don't mind my saying so. Life's not a rehearsal, etc.!!!

Indeed, get those webcams installed for when you're away from home

[PRC1964]

prc - i can't believe you didn't suggest a pearl necklace.

Damn, I missed the obvious one.

[chef]

Your're missing a trick there, if you don't mind my saying so. Life's not a rehearsal, etc.!!!

im more than happy with gf chef, plus trying to avoid joint bank accounts and wedding bells from one woman is more than enough to keep me on my toes

[chef]

prc - i can't believe you didn't suggest a pearl necklace.

i asked gf chef if she wanted one for her birthday next week, her reply

"no thanks, but i would like to go see Blue Man Group"

oh dear

[TimberWolf]

im looking for ideas for a good friends 30th birthday present:

she's female, likes drinking, gossip mags, all the soaps, cheesy 80's music and movies, doesnt like anything sporty

any ideas?

A rabbit?