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Agreed. Quite by chance, Mrs. Dalek & I hit on a brilliant Plan B last week. 2 years saving-up and we implement The Plan! No, I am not saying what it is, but a Plan B is, unless you have Emperor of the Universe-like skills that will never grow old, a must, surely.Last edited by Bob Dalek; 16 September 2008, 11:05. -
Yes a quick botox and some plastic surgery and Mrs Bob Dalek will be ready for action. I suppose that's what the 2 year saving up is for.Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostAgreed. Quite by chance, Mrs. Dalek & I hit on a brilliant Plan B last week. 2 years sabving-up and we implement The Plan! No, I am not saying what it is, but a Plan B is, unless you have Emperor of the Universe-like skills that will never grow old, a must, surely.
All you need now is some premises and a neon sign.Hard Brexit now!
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It's El Gordo's fault, as Guido rightly points out:
Some dare to question the accursed power of the one eyed son of the manse. When Guido pointed out that Lehman's HQ was doomed from the moment Gordon performed the opening ceremony some questioned if these events were really related. Take note of this morning's Times City Diary:
...the writing was on the wall for Lehmans after they moved to Docklands and got Gordon Brown, whose presence at any sporting event seems to guarantee a home team defeat, to open the new building for them. He performed the same function at the new Gresham Street HQ of Dresdner Kleinwort. They went under a few weeks ago.
As if further proof were needed.Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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The more I read your outpourings, the more I am convinced that you are a school janitor, tap-tappetty-tapping on your mobile phone in your broom cupboard, whilst waiting for the secret thrill of a passing plump 12 year old boy.Originally posted by sasguru View PostYes a quick botox and some plastic surgery and Mrs Bob Dalek will be ready for action. I suppose that's what the 2 year saving up is for.
All you need now is some premises and a neon sign.Comment
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I hope he does not visit my clientOriginally posted by ratewhore View PostIt's El Gordo's fault, as Guido rightly points out:Comment
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