2U Compaq DL380 G3 server up for sale

[Lucifer Box]

You will need to go out with me to prove that server will be in good hands

Better check she has a Ph.D., like your mother.

[AtW]

Better check she has a Ph.D., like your mother.

I suppose she will have to make up for lack of PhD in passion and great cooking as well as getting into arguement with me only to accept that she was completely and utterly wrong?

[steve'O]

So what sexual preference has the Server?

[AtW]

So what sexual preference has the Server?

All things equal - female bidder wins. Gotto be gentleman, we are in England after all, right?

p.s. All things equal but two or more female bidders, then the one with bigger jugs gets it...

[steve'O]

How shallow!
Do you not think that her weight ,rear and legs would count.
After all if you were buying a Server, you would like to know if it would fit into your rack??

[AtW]

Do you not think that her weight ,rear and legs would count.

It goes without saying that they would have to pass good standards in this respect.

[WageSlave]

So, AtW, you do think about totty after all.

[DimPrawn]

Dell will do a 1U single 64 bit Intel Xeon (2.8Ghz dual capable) with 1GB ECC DDR2 (400 MHZ) RAM and a 73GB 10K rpm U320 SCSI drive brand new for £739 exc vat and del.

I reckon your server second hand is worth about £800 tops.

I thought cars depreciated fast.

[AtW]

I reckon your server second hand is worth about £800 tops.

Oh yeah I know -- but I did not pay £2.5K for it either

Checked dell and the server close to mine would cost £900 + VAT.