Dragons' Den - Sep 1st

[oracleslave]

PJ: Dyes his hair and has 1 testicle.
Theo: Actually a grecian transexual, wanted in 7 countries for "acts with an animal".
Deborah: A man... no surprises there.
Duncan: His head is false, and he eats live rabbits.
The boring one with the beard: An only twin with a secret nose under his left armpit.

You were going well until you criticised James. More I watch it the more I think he is a decent bloke.

[oracleslave]

PJ and Bannatyne are rivals (like OS and me!), even worse Bannatyne hates him, I believe they have accused each other in their books of wearing a wig or something stupid. PJ usually does deals with Theo Paphitis and Khan with Deborah.

Caan

You ignorant oaf!

[Dow Jones]

Caan

You ignorant oaf!

Khan't you argue with you me properly?
OK, one for you now. Do you know what IT recruitment agency he was a director of in his early days? (No googling)

[oracleslave]

Khan't you argue with you me properly?
OK, one for you now. Do you know what IT recruitment agency he was a director of in his early days? (No googling)

Alexander Mann.

What do I win?

[Bob Dalek]

You were going well until you criticised James. More I watch it the more I think he is a decent bloke.

Would you be interested in buying Tower Bridge? I can let you have it for a mere £200K, for a quick sale.

[oracleslave]

Would you be interested in buying Tower Bridge? I can let you have it for a mere £200K, for a quick sale.

Explain to me why I should part with £200K of my hard-earned money and childrens inheritance to purchase this product.

[Dow Jones]

Alexander Mann.

What do I win?

Well done. 0-15

[Bob Dalek]

Explain to me why I should part with £200K of my hard-earned money and childrens inheritance to purchase this product.

It's up to you, mate, but I've got a guy from, I think, Afghanistan, who seems very interested in it. When I told him that the middle of the bridge would go up at the touch of a button, he got very excited. He's ready to buy, so don't miss out. This deal sells itself.

[oracleslave]

It's up to you, mate, but I've got a guy from, I think, Afghanistan, who seems very interested in it. When I told him that the middle of the bridge would go up at the touch of a button, he got very excited. He's ready to buy, so don't miss out. This deal sells itself.

My advice to you would be to take your first offer otherwise I can see this business going up in flames. For those reasons, I'm out.

[realityhack]

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