I'm American at heart

[bogeyman]

so far I win. You say map knowledge, I say economy.

What have you won?

The prize for the lamest most boring troll on CUK?

You smell of FAIL

[contractor79]

so explain to us why americans are stupid, poor map knowledge is all you have given

[tay]

so explain to us why americans are stupid

Genetics.

Jeez the fact I need to tell you that proves you are suited to be American.

[bogeyman]

Genetics.

Jeez the fact I need to tell you that proves you are suited to be American.

Well he wants to contract there apparently...

http://forums.contractoruk.com/busin...cting-usa.html

He's never even been there but knows he's a yank at heart. How touching

[contractor79]

Genetics.

what about genetics?

[bogeyman]

what about genetics?

They're those soft little dangly bits that hang in your steaming, fetid underpants like a small bunch of rotting grapes, old boy.

Oh! no, sorry, that's your GENITALS.

And don't get me started on your cerebrum.

[HairyArsedBloke]

I don't blame them, who would want to be British these days? Obscene taxation, hippie government, big payment to EU, expensive cost of living, crap weather, freedom of speech eroded by political correctness... give me America any day

Those are reason for not living in Britain, not for giving up being British. Indeed they cover much of the reason why I am no longer based in the UK. Many run contra to what many would think of being British.

I have a deep admiration of America and what has been achieved. However, Americans can wind me up something rotten.

[bogeyman]

Those are reason for not living in Britain, not for giving up being British. Indeed they cover much of the reason why I am no longer based in the UK. Many run contra to what many would think of being British.

I have a deep admiration of America and what has been achieved. However, Americans can wind me up something rotten.

So let me get this straight. A 'hippie government' is one of your reasons for not living in Britain

Gordon Brown and his gang are many things, most of them vile and unspeakable, but a 'hippie'?

[tay]

what about genetics?

I rest my case, you belong in America

[HairyArsedBloke]

"hippie" is not really the word I would use