Welcome to the CUK Dragon's Den

[BrilloPad]

I have an idea for a contractor talk board where contractors can seek advice and support.

As long as we dont get anyone filling it up with Daily Mail stories it will make millions.

I ask for £5k for a 50% stake.

BP

[Incognito]

My cunning plan is to sit around doing nothing but posting rubbish on CUK, all day, every day.

You stole my plan B. I just hope the company never gets round to checking the logs.

[snaw]

I've got an idea for a super killer app - basically something no one has really done until now:

A www search engine. It will be fully customizable for businesses.

I plan to make millions, get laid and feed all the squirrels. Only looking for £250,000 for 1%.

[sasguru]

I have an idea for a contractor talk board where contractors can seek advice and support.

As long as we dont get anyone filling it up with Daily Mail stories it will make millions.

I ask for £5k for a 50% stake.

BP

Have you got a patent for excluding sock-puppets. No?
For that reason I'm out.

[sasguru]

I've got an idea for a super killer app - basically something no one has really done until now:

A www search engine. It will be fully customizable for businesses.

I plan to make millions, get laid and feed all the squirrels. Only looking for £250,000 for 1%.

You are a Russsian dreamer with a moustache. And for that reason, I'm out.

[BrilloPad]

Have you got a patent for excluding sock-puppets. No?
For that reason I'm out.

<throws glass of water over SG and stamps down stairs>

[sasguru]

You're still going to make a gain if you buy now or in 3 years, the only difference is in your percentage. .

What about the massive increased interest you pay over the lifetime of your mortgage compared if you wait 3 years and get the same property for 1000s of pounds less?

You can't be as thick as you seem. But perhaps you are.

[DimPrawn]

I've got this great idea to play on the concience of hand-wringing liberals.

Using some incorrect climate data published with known errors 10+ yrs ago, I will predict a massive change in Global Climate, and then (here's the clever bit), blame it on people who drive cars.

Then I will propose huge tax rises and (don't laugh) allow people to trade credits in Carbon emissions for money.

It's a win-win for scientists seeking funding to keep the myth alive and for greedy governments looking for a huge tax take backed up by a concience and ideal for the gullible with money to spare.

I'm looking for £100 trn for 0.000000001% of the global business.

[sasguru]

I've got this great idea to play on the concience of hand-wringing liberals.

Using some incorrect climate data published with known errors 10+ yrs ago, I will predict a massive change in Global Climate, and then (here's the clever bit), blame it on people who drive cars.

Then I will propose huge tax rises and (don't laugh) allow people to trade credits in Carbon emissions for money.

It's a win-win for scientists seeking funding to keep the myth alive and for greedy governments looking for a huge tax take backed up by a concience and ideal for the gullible with money to spare.

I'm looking for £100 trn for 0.000000001% of the global business.

You are not very bright nor very rich. And for that reason I'm out.

[DiscoStu]

I've got this great idea to play on the concience of hand-wringing liberals.

Using some incorrect climate data published with known errors 10+ yrs ago, I will predict a massive change in Global Climate, and then (here's the clever bit), blame it on people who drive cars.

Then I will propose huge tax rises and (don't laugh) allow people to trade credits in Carbon emissions for money.

It's a win-win for scientists seeking funding to keep the myth alive and for greedy governments looking for a huge tax take backed up by a concience and ideal for the gullible with money to spare.

I'm looking for £100 trn for 0.000000001% of the global business.

You're unable to spell conscience, and for that reason, I'm out.