Opening a girls prep school - jobs available.

**n5gooner** · 23 August 2005, 14:35

to come to the school you have to be clean and dry - we can't be doing with changing nappies.

**Lucifer Box** · 23 August 2005, 14:35

Originally posted by n5gooner

but yes a good old spit roast that should keep things in check for the afternoon lessons.

Steady on, n5gooner. I like a double entendre barbecue a much as the next man, but there have to some professional standards.

**n5gooner** · 23 August 2005, 14:37

outsourcing the catering is a good idea - but I think we should sample it first.

**n5gooner** · 23 August 2005, 14:39

yes but also girls wanting further and higher "education"

**steve'O** · 23 August 2005, 14:39

Headmaster! The girls are asking if they can work on the lawn this afternoon?
OOeerr missus!

**n5gooner** · 23 August 2005, 14:40

well it needs watering matron.

**The Lone Gunman** · 23 August 2005, 14:41

Please please please stop.

I am getting knackered, and I have got work to do.

BTW I would be happy to be responsible for maintaining discipline!

**n5gooner** · 23 August 2005, 14:42

are we going for corporal punishment ?

or just a firm telling off?

**wobbegong** · 23 August 2005, 14:49

**steve'O** · 23 August 2005, 14:50

Count me in "I'll give it to her"

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