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Tea Leaf Gets Caught and Blubs
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Originally posted by Diver View PostSame thing happened to me once.
I was offloading this pile of lead flashing off the church roof.
A copper came up to me and said "What are you doing?"
I explained that I was removing the old lead so that it could be replaced with new.
He Said "Who told you to do it, And at 2 AM?"
"Bulgger!" I said, "I'm so busy, I forgot I didn't have a contract to do the job"
These things do happen see
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