goose is goping...pass the bread sauce
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Turkey - any top tips
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Perhaps I should have posted this question in Technical!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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So all the Heston Blumentahl wannabee's could answer?Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostPerhaps I should have posted this question in Technical!Comment
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goping?Originally posted by LittlestHobbo View Postgoose is goping...pass the bread sauce
The only definition I found was at urbandictionary.com and is certainly not safe for my work place.
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As a vegetarian, may I suggest a nice nut roast, instead? Like everything I eat, 2 minutes in the microwave on full power. Yummy!
As for the country: no idea, really, but they're not too hot on human rights by all accounts.Comment
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You are a culinary master-chef after my own heart. And for the experts, you can always stick the food in for another two minutes if it is not piping hot after its first nuking. This also works for meat before you grill it for a then somewhat shorter period of searing time. Dunno how you survive on a veggy diet though since we aren't well equipped to deal with vegetation, especially the leafy tasteless stuff. Even herbivorous have trouble digesting that.Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostAs a vegetarian, may I suggest a nice nut roast, instead? Like everything I eat, 2 minutes in the microwave on full power. Yummy!Comment
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Er, no.Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostAs a vegetarian, may I suggest a nice nut roast, instead?Comment
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These days, it's easy being a veggy. When I first tried in 1987, I became anaemic, it seems that Pot Noodle and ciggies are no substitute for a well-balanced diet!Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostYou are a culinary master-chef after my own heart. And for the experts, you can always stick the food in for another two minutes if it is not piping hot after its first nuking. This also works for meat before you grill it for a then somewhat shorter period of searing time. Dunno how you survive on a veggy diet though since we aren't well equipped to deal with vegetation, especially the leafy tasteless stuff. Even herbivorous have trouble digesting that.Comment
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Thanks for all the cooking tips - no tips on holidaying in Turkey then.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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