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    #11
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I've got an iPod, does that count?

    Though I've never tried decapitating anyone with an iPod...
    People with iPods need decapitating IMHO
    Just for their total lack of social skills
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #12
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      People with iPods need decapitating IMHO
      Just for their total lack of social skills
      Yeah but I wanted one for the orange car.
      (Say good swap and I'll rip your fuggin' head off!)

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        #13
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Yeah but I wanted one for the orange car.
        (Say good swap and I'll rip your fuggin' head off!)
        I wouldn't say it was a good swap!

        You should have kept the car, at least you could have kept chickens in it
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #14
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          I wouldn't say it was a good swap!

          You should have kept the car, at least you could have kept chickens in it
          Right, that's it!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Torran View Post
            he was peeling an apple seconds before. Hence 2nd degree.

            Handy tip - always carry an apple with your knife

            Who the fook peels apples? Is "I require a hunting knife to peel my apple" really an excuse for carrying a deadly weapon?
            "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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              #16
              Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
              So for beheading a guy on a bus you get charged with 2nd degree murder. What do yuo have to do to get charged with 1st degree murder?
              Don't swipe your Oyster card.

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                #17
                Greyhound spokeswoman Abby Wambaugh said there had been 37 passengers aboard, many watching a movie when the violence erupted.
                I wonder what the movie was. Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Halloween? Bambi?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                  I wonder what the movie was. Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Halloween? Bambi?
                  Legend of Zorro I believe...
                  B00med!

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                    #19
                    Why is it behead and decapitate, not dehead and becapitate?

                    (just wondering)

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                      #20
                      it's decapitate because cap- is a Latin stem so it needs a Latin prefix.

                      head is a Teutonic word, so it has a Teutonic prefix.

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