Go through door avoiding remaining 3 laser beams
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Am I going the right way? #2
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Ha Ha :-POriginally posted by Ravello View PostGo through door avoiding remaining 3 laser beamsI am not qualified to give the above advice!
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examine all items:
Inventory
You have a satchel containing:
5 blank taxi receipts
a sim card, this appears to be for a mobile phone.
a small silver disc with no markings
a small blue key
a USB flash drive
a glass marble
You are holding a torch
You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.Comment
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Bugger!!!Originally posted by Ruprect View PostCrouch and proceed through door avoiding light beamsI am not qualified to give the above advice!
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turn off torch. (Dont want a flat battery now do we).I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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After the terrifying ordeal with the guard and laser beams examine contents of underpants, using receipts to scrape out unwanted contents where necessary."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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MapI am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostMap
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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