Who is / was "Andy W" ?

[OwlHoot]

This is more like what I meant

"McGrath was bowling to the Zimbabwe number 11 (Brandes) - who was unable to get his bat anywhere near the ball.McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?" Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I f**k your wife, she gives me a biscuit."

Sounds like a Bernard Manning retort; but whoever said it first, it's a cracker (the joke, and maybe the biscuit too).

[Xenophon]

it's a cracker (the joke, and maybe the biscuit too).

I see what you've done there.

[Advocate]

Speaking from a position of no knowledge whatsoever, is a cracker a biscuit?

I don't know about you but it's not a biscuit if you cant' dunk it in your brew, and there's no way I'm whacking a Jacobs in mine...

[Chantho]

Speaking from a position of no knowledge whatsoever, is a cracker a biscuit?

I don't know about you but it's not a biscuit if you cant' dunk it in your brew, and there's no way I'm whacking a Jacobs in mine...

Crackers not biscuits, whatever next?

They'll be trying to tell us that Pringles aren't crisps.

[TheBigYinJames]

They'll be trying to tell us that Pringles aren't crisps.

And that Pot Noodles aren't made of real intestinal tapeworms.

[ratewhore]

Speaking from a position of no knowledge whatsoever, is a cracker a biscuit?

I don't know about you but it's not a biscuit if you cant' dunk it in your brew, and there's no way I'm whacking a Jacobs in mine...

Confucious once said 'man who stick willy in biscuit barrel is f**king crackers!!'

So even he didn't know...

[PRC1964]

Crackers are NOT biscuits. They are crackers.

Don't get me started on Jaffa Cakes.

[Advocate]

Crackers are NOT bicuits. They are crackers.

Don't get me started on Jaffa Cakes.

They're cakes...

Sucessfully defended in court http://www.unitedbiscuits.com/80256C...b/pcTSTT5EPGEB

[Diver]

Wot about Eccles cakes?

He's fallen in the water...

Moriarty ?