Save money in bars by dressing up as a girl and wearing a short skirt and fishnets. But only accept a lift home from someone who is a lot smaller than you.
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostGirls, and Xen, save money by not buying make-up.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSave money in bars by dressing up as a girl and wearing a short skirt and fishnets. But only accept a lift home from someone who is a lot smaller than you.Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostSometimes you disturb me !Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Oi this was meant to be a serious thread.
I should have known betterHard Brexit now!
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Insulate yourself from the effects of falling house prices by getting divorced and transferring your house to your ex.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostOi this was meant to be a serious thread.
I should have known betterCooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Stop wasting money on expensive theatre tickets and just buy your self a box at the Albert Hall.
A one-off payment of £1.2million and it is yoursRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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