Seventy-Two Fecking Quid...

[Churchill]

What has my answer got to do with ASB? Fcough u koont!

My reply was to ASB. You stuck your piggy little nose in and responded, hence my assumption that yourself and ASB were "more than friends".

I like your retort above, very eloquent, your mummy must be very proud BTW, does she still come into your bedroom at night to play with your special things - and do you still pretend to be asleep?

[WageSlave]

Churchill, don't be nasty to Gunman; he's a top bloke.

Speaking of bumchums, is the offer of stroking your fur still one?

[The Lone Gunman]

My reply was to ASB. You stuck your piggy little nose in and responded, hence my assumption that yourself and ASB were "more than friends".

I like your retort above, very eloquent, your mummy must be very proud BTW, does she still come into your bedroom at night to play with your special things - and do you still pretend to be asleep?

In case you hadnt noticed, this is a public forum. Anyone may answer any point. If you want to play alone then get a room.
My response was at your level, wasnt sure you would understand anything else. You seemed so willing to drag the tone down.
I dont understand parts of your response. We all havent had the benefits of your experience, I never had a "bum chum" to stick up for me, must have been nice for you to know somebody wanted you for something. Just why did you pretend to be asleep when mummy entered the room and which of your special things did she paly with? What makes you think the rest of us would have shared your experience?

[Churchill]

In case you hadnt noticed, this is a public forum. Anyone may answer any point. If you want to play alone then get a room.
My response was at your level, wasnt sure you would understand anything else. You seemed so willing to drag the tone down.
I dont understand parts of your response. We all havent had the benefits of your experience, I never had a "bum chum" to stick up for me, must have been nice for you to know somebody wanted you for something. Just why did you pretend to be asleep when mummy entered the room and which of your special things did she paly with? What makes you think the rest of us would have shared your experience?

That's better LG, not a single expletive, see, you can do it if you try.

[Churchill]

Churchill, don't be nasty to Gunman; he's a top bloke.

Speaking of bumchums, is the offer of stroking your fur still one?

Sorry WS, the offer's only open to Sandy(assuming she really is a she) and Cojak. I would've included Rebecca but as she's about to get kicked out of the country for tax evasion...

[Dundeegeorge]

Do tell

I would've included Rebecca but as she's about to get kicked out of the country for tax evasion...

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[WageSlave]

Sorry WS, the offer's only open to Sandy(assuming she really is a she) and Cojak. I would've included Rebecca but as she's about to get kicked out of the country for tax evasion...

Shame. Hopefully a passing beaver will stop at this board and allow me to pet it.

Btw, the spelling of fur has been corrected...d'oh

[OwlHoot]

your mummy must be very proud BTW, does she still come into your bedroom at night to play with your special things - and do you still pretend to be asleep?

Most mummies do that in Arab countries and North Africa, in the belief that it makes their sons' special things turn into big things when they grow up.

[ASB]

Yawn....

Just at the moment an XKR