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    #31
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Warning lights are flashing down at quality control
    Somebody threw a spanner and they threw him in the hole
    There's rumours in the loading bay and anger in the town
    Somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down
    There's a meeting in the boardroom they're trying to trace the smell
    There's leaking in the wash-room there's a sneak in personnel
    Somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze
    goodness me could this be ___________ disease?

    The caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post
    They're refusing to be pacified its him they blame the most
    The watchdogs got rabies the foreman's got fleas
    And everyone's concerned about ___________ disease
    There's panic on the switchboard tongues are tied in knots
    Some come out in sympathy some come out in spots
    Some blame the management some the employees
    And everybody knows its the ___________ disease

    The work force is disgusted downs tools walks
    Innocence is injured experience just talks
    Everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees
    That these are classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze
    On ITV and BBC they talk about the curse
    Philosophy is useless theology is worse
    History boils over there's an economics freeze
    Sociologists invent words that mean ___________ disease

    Doctor Parkinson declared I'm not surprised to see you here
    You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewers droop from drinking beer
    I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees
    But worst of all young man you've got ___________ disease
    He wrote me a prescription he said you are depressed
    But I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest
    Come back and see me later - next patient please
    Send in another victim of ___________ disease

    I go down to speakers corner I'm thunderstruck
    They got free speech, tourists, police in trucks
    Two men say they're Jesus one of them must be wrong
    There's a protest singer singing a protest song - he says
    they wanna have a war to keep us on our knees
    They wanna have a war to keep their factories
    They wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese
    They wanna have a war to stop ___________ disease
    They're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind
    They wanna sap your energy incarcerate your mind
    They give you rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three
    Two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease
    Meanwhile the first Jesus says Id cure it soon
    Abolish Monday mornings and Friday afternoons
    The other ones on a hunger strike he's dying by degrees
    How come Jesus gets ___________ disease
    Nope, sorry. I'm guessing it's got 4 syllables in order to scan properly, but I really haven't a clue (well, obviously I have, a flippin' big one. There couldn't actually be a bigger clue than the entire lyrics of the song with one word omitted and the name of the artist).

    The vegetarian option.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Pinto View Post
      Venereal
      Nice try.

      Ok, well, I couldn't really give you enough of a clue! It's 'Industrial Disease', from the album 'Love Over Gold' by Dire Straits.

      New one then:

      And I could write a song
      A hundred miles long
      Well, that's where I belong
      And you belong with me

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        #33
        *ahem*

        My turn...

        Innocence and lies don't make a perfect match
        Leave your door unlatched
        I know a word can be untrue
        And yet still move you

        All the time they bring their friends 'round
        Dress you up, show you up
        And all the time they told you it was true
        Well I'll believe you now
        Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
        "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
        Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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          #34
          Originally posted by kali View Post
          *ahem*

          My turn...

          Innocence and lies don't make a perfect match
          Leave your door unlatched
          I know a word can be untrue
          And yet still move you

          All the time they bring their friends 'round
          Dress you up, show you up
          And all the time they told you it was true
          Well I'll believe you now
          It's your turn when you guess correctly.
          The vegetarian option.

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            #35
            Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
            It's your turn when you guess correctly.
            Yep. The latest one's quite easy though...

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              #36
              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              Yep. The latest one's quite easy though...
              Is it?? Not an inkling, I'm afraid.
              The vegetarian option.

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                #37
                Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                It's your turn when you guess correctly.
                *pout*
                Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
                "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
                Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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                  #38
                  More lyrics... this time from the beginning of the song...

                  You cut me down a tree
                  And brought it back to me
                  And that's what made me see
                  Where I was going wrong
                  You put me on a shelf
                  And kept me for yourself
                  I can only blame myself
                  You can only blame me

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                    #39
                    This is a very, very famous band indeed, plays large, sell-out gigs. The lead (and pretty much solo) vocalist is male.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      More lyrics... this time from the beginning of the song...

                      You cut me down a tree
                      And brought it back to me
                      And that's what made me see
                      Where I was going wrong
                      You put me on a shelf
                      And kept me for yourself
                      I can only blame myself
                      You can only blame me
                      You're only making it worse!!

                      Come on kali, now's your chance, double quick.
                      The vegetarian option.

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