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    #11
    We made napalm out of polystyrene and petrol...

    Older and ...well, just older!!

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      #12
      The naughtiest I ever got was throwing a chair at the Teacher, got an absolute b'king for it of the head of English. Other than that my overiding memory was the cock of the year headbutting the deputy head and his false teeth falling out. Highly amusing.

      Entry on friends reunited made me laugh..
      Today I'm a baraster, hardly ever see anyone from school until the other week when I was prosecuting one of my old classmates, I expect he thinks I'm a twat

      Oh,and I remember fusing the science lab with a bottle washer over the electric terminals.

      erm maybe I was naughty
      Last edited by Bagpuss; 4 July 2008, 13:24.
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        Well, there you have it. Justifiable proof that the UK should get all that lovely money, since we have had a thriving and entreprenurial terrorist spirit going right back to the "Just William" days...
        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #14
          Not exactly a school prank ... but my best mate and me (We were about 7 years old at time) thought it would be a good idea to build a bonfire around one of those neighbourhood sub-electricity station things you see around; You know, surrounded by fence, and barbed wire at top and massive metal radiator thingies inside.

          Fire started, fence climbed then we ran away laughing - until about two minutes later when all the lights in the local area shutdown at once and we sort of realised what we'd done.
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #15
            Playing with fireworks. Not clever.

            We used to get drainpipes and bottle rockets and play bazookas. How nobody was ever maimed/killed I'll never know.

            Never got in trouble though as it was out of school...
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #16
              We also used to play a game called 'kleilat'.. 2 groups of lads on either side of a small stream, banked by willow trees and clay type ground.. Get yourself a nice bendy piece of willow (about a metre and a half long), grab some clay, make a ball of it and attach it to the end of the willow and try and hit someone on the other side by flinging it across.. Used to come home with some serious bruises..
              The "Fit" hits the "Shan"

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                #17
                I once spent a summer slowly demolishing a derelict house with my brother and mates.

                It started with a brick and then a few more and before we knew it we were coming back every night with ever more imaginative tools to help get the trickier sections out.

                Within a few weeks we had the entire two storey house resting on a column of bricks 2 foot wide. One of my bright spark mates wanted to know what would happen if we took a swipe at the column with a big metal rod.

                Strangely the house did not defy the laws of physics and the whole back of the house collapsed on top of him. Amazingly he only broke his leg.

                We made it into the papers (as anonymous vandals) and the rest of the house was demolished shortly after.

                That was probably the one really bad thing I did as a kid.

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