Am planning to buy some grapes. Should I choose Red or Green ones?

[Diver]

Do what I do! I taste the grapes before buying.

[BrilloPad]

Do what I do! I taste the grapes before buying.

Do you have to taste ALL of them though?

[Diver]

Do you have to taste ALL of them though?

Hey, if they are just going to leave them laying around!

[KentPhilip]

Thanks for the replies. I chose a bagged bag of red grapes from my local Waitrose.
They had what appeared to be mud on them. Which tasted kind of earthy it has to be said. But overall they were very nice so I'm going back for a second bag this evening.

The branches the grapes are on are a bit tough on the teeth though - so I think I'll give them a miss next time. Can they be grown as a mini bonzai tree perhaps?

[TheBigYinJames]

They had what appeared to be mud on them. Which tasted kind of earthy it has to be said. But overall they were very nice so I'm going back for a second bag this evening.

Was there an old tramp squatting over them before you bought them?