Southerners eat jellied eels. That's just wrong. 
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Northerners eat whippets. That can't be good.Originally posted by DGK View PostSoutherners eat jellied eels. That's just wrong.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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44.6 % of Southern men are gay or bi-sexual compared to 12.34% of Northern men.
Pearly suits WTF
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Southerners are rich and clever, Northeners are poor and stupid. Get over it.
HTHHard Brexit now!
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London's GDP is roughly equal to the rest of the country's although in population terms only 1/6.
PS Northeners can't even spell divide (see thread title!)Comment
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Keep on chanting it and stay the crikey down South and we'll all be happy.Originally posted by sasguru View PostComment
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Why would I want to pay half a million quid to live in a 1 bedroom squallor, surrounded by 100 different languages, with no prospect of breaking 20mph in my car, only to have a 31.4% chance of being knifed to death or robbed on the way back from a night out / shopping trip, whilst developing breathing problems by the age of 45 due to the pollution and smog generated by the billion car queues. On the plus side at least the pollution and smog create an artificial increase in the temperature, maybe that's why southerners always think it's warmer down south.
Gonna stay up north where it's grim I think!
The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.Comment
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Northerners can't spellNorth/South devide“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Quite right - stay in Manchester, where there's a 31.4% chance of being gunned down in the street instead of knifed.Originally posted by chris79 View PostWhy would I want to pay half a million quid to live in a 1 bedroom squallor, surrounded by 100 different languages, with no prospect of breaking 20mph in my car, only to have a 31.4% chance of being knifed to death or robbed on the way back from a night out / shopping trip, whilst developing breathing problems by the age of 45 due to the pollution and smog generated by the billion car queues. On the plus side at least the pollution and smog create an artificial increase in the temperature, maybe that's why southerners always think it's warmer down south.
Gonna stay up north where it's grim I think!
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Southerners can but only in their native East European language.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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