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    #11
    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    I am flying with my family this time. My wife might oppose your choice
    Why, she's not in it is she?
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #12
      Originally posted by daviejones View Post
      Why, she's not in it is she?
      I hope not!
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #13
        The Daily Record.

        The scummiest paper around, plenty of pictures though and no words over two syllables.
        "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

        On them! On them! They fail!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Dave.Mac View Post
          The Daily Record.

          The scummiest paper around, plenty of pictures though and no words over two syllables.
          Worse than the National Enquirer?
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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            #15
            Originally posted by daviejones View Post
            Hustler, Readers Wives....?
            Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
            I am flying with my family this time. My wife might oppose your choice
            Why? Is she in this months edition?

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              #16
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Why? Is she in this months edition?
              <cough>read the 3rd & 4th post above yours</cough>

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                #17
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Why? Is she in this months edition?
                clicky
                "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                  #18
                  Yeah, I read it after my post.

                  Sorry.

                  I tried to delete my original message but was too slow.

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                    #19
                    What about Private Eye, usually good to dip in and out of, as you do on a flight (constantly being interrupted by the stewardess proferring drinks, food etc etc)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Archangel View Post
                      What about Private Eye, usually good to dip in and out of, as you do on a flight (constantly being interrupted by the stewardess proferring drinks, food etc etc)
                      Great suggestion.

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