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Well there was this dream I had about the unisex toilets in Ally McBeal and Lucy Lu...Originally posted by oracleslave View PostNo. But if riding someone from behind reminds you of the gents then tell us more George.
Well I'm not giving it to you, no matter how much you ask.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostKeep it to yourself.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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There's a worry - webcam on I guess?Originally posted by Xenophon View Post*Makes himself comfortable*Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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I'm spent.Originally posted by snaw View PostThere's a worry - webcam on I guess?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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That's a bit too advanced for me, I'd settle for unisex showers at the gym <makes Homer gagging type sounds>.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWell there was this dream I had about the unisex toilets in Ally McBeal and Lucy Lu....Comment
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Not totally consistent with a what you'd expect to hear a woman say though?Originally posted by Xenophon View Post... now showing in Lucy's signature.Comment
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/makes note to suggest that to Virgin Active on next visitOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostThat's a bit too advanced for me, I'd settle for unisex showers at the gym <makes Homer gagging type sounds>.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Lucy, If you want to carry on after ringing me and asking me to stop feel free. But sooner or later everyone is going to notice what you are up to, including the modsThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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