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I know an (ex) milkman who says that he often delivered double cream to the lady of the house while their hubby at work. He has many very amusing tales to tell of his younger daysOriginally posted by Lucy View PostBagpuss says he wants to be a milkman.
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You never see that kind of activity in the dairy section of SainburysOriginally posted by Platypus View PostI know an (ex) milkman who says that he often delivered double cream to the lady of the house while their hubby at work. He has many very amusing tales to tell of his younger days
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Was his name Ernie?Originally posted by Platypus View PostI know an (ex) milkman who says that he often delivered double cream to the lady of the house while their hubby at work. He has many very amusing tales to tell of his younger days
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Try AsdaOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostYou never see that kind of activity in the dairy section of SainburysComment
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Well, I imagine... (and yes I've given it plenty of thought) that it starts like this...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNo worries, they probably cover that scenario in training. Now, tell me more about the tea serving negligée clad "customers"...
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and then the doorbell rings and it's the lady next door, whereupon
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So now you know why I consider this an excellent choice of alternate careers
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostTry Asda
The last bastion of milkman action?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Your uncle the toilet unblocker?Originally posted by Lucy View PostI've seen him in tesco.
Getting arrested.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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That wasn't a snipe at the working class, was it Baggy?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostYour uncle the toilet unblocker?Comment
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