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    #41
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    You could milk me, but, I can't promise a pint
    No thanks, I'll let you get on with it.

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      #42
      Originally posted by Lucy View Post
      Bagpuss says he wants to be a milkman.
      I know an (ex) milkman who says that he often delivered double cream to the lady of the house while their hubby at work. He has many very amusing tales to tell of his younger days

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        #43
        Originally posted by Platypus View Post
        I know an (ex) milkman who says that he often delivered double cream to the lady of the house while their hubby at work. He has many very amusing tales to tell of his younger days
        You never see that kind of activity in the dairy section of Sainburys
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #44
          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          I know an (ex) milkman who says that he often delivered double cream to the lady of the house while their hubby at work. He has many very amusing tales to tell of his younger days
          Was his name Ernie?



          I am sooooo old!

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            #45
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            You never see that kind of activity in the dairy section of Sainburys
            Try Asda

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              #46
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              No worries, they probably cover that scenario in training. Now, tell me more about the tea serving negligée clad "customers"...
              Well, I imagine... (and yes I've given it plenty of thought) that it starts like this...

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              and then the doorbell rings and it's the lady next door, whereupon

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              So now you know why I consider this an excellent choice of alternate careers

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                #47
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                Try Asda

                The last bastion of milkman action?
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  Try Asda
                  I've seen him in tesco.


                  Getting arrested.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                    I've seen him in tesco.


                    Getting arrested.
                    Your uncle the toilet unblocker?
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      Your uncle the toilet unblocker?
                      That wasn't a snipe at the working class, was it Baggy?

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