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Advice from the ladies - male smellies

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    #11
    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    You mean the fragrance can vary from one person to another? I never knew that.
    Depends on the alkilinity of your sweat, it can make a fragnance sweeter or muskier. Carbolic soap, that's the feller you need.
    Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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      #12
      Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
      Depends on the alkilinity of your sweat, it can make a fragnance sweeter or muskier. Carbolic soap, that's the feller you need.
      I don't sweat...much for a fat bloke.

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        #13
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Boss - by Hugo Boss....
        Chanel - Allure

        Hmmmmmmmm Boss - weak at the knees is putting it mildly!
        This one?

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          #14
          Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
          You mean the fragrance can vary from one person to another? I never knew that.
          Absolutely, I sprayed Opium on me when it first came out, then went into another shop and the woman behind the counter said 'oh dear, I think something is wrong with the airconditioning, what a funny smell'

          http://www.basenotes.net/ This is quite a good site for discussion about how different fragrances are for different people.

          Some of the larger houses will send you sample cards of the solid perfumes if you email them, I know Serge Lutens does.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
            This one?
            Nope - This one...

            http://www.boots.com/brandtreatment/...blinktype=SITD
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #16
              Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
              In case I start dating in the near future, can any of you ladies recommend a male cologne that makes you go weak at the knees?
              Why not try chloroform on a handkerchief - that makes women weak at the knees.

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                #17
                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                Why not try chloroform on a handkerchief - that makes women weak at the knees.
                Ah, happy days!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                  In case I start dating in the near future, can any of you ladies recommend a male cologne that makes you go weak at the knees?
                  Those pheromone oils work well too. Just a couple 'o' dabs and

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                    Those pheromone oils work well too. Just a couple 'o' dabs and
                    I'm not sure the vomeronasal organ and related bits of the brain work quite like that. More likely to be a placebo confidence builder IMO.

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                      #20
                      I think he was joking
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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