Who's not in the pub tonight?

[Cliphead]

Sounds nice:

The guiding principles for those performing Krav Maga techniques are:

Do not get hurt
Neutralise your attacker as fast as possible
Go from defending to attacking as quickly as possible
Use the body's natural reflexes
Strike at any vulnerable point
Use any tool or object available to you
According to a description written for the self-publication media site

Associated Content, the basic premises of Krav Maga are:

You're not going to care how much damage you're going to cause.
Cause as much damage as possible and run.
Do not try to prolong a fight. Do what needs to be done and escape.

The contractor creed

[Churchill]

Sounds nice:

The guiding principles for those performing Krav Maga techniques are:

Do not get hurt
Neutralise your attacker as fast as possible
Go from defending to attacking as quickly as possible
Use the body's natural reflexes
Strike at any vulnerable point
Use any tool or object available to you
According to a description written for the self-publication media site

Associated Content, the basic premises of Krav Maga are:

You're not going to care how much damage you're going to cause.
Cause as much damage as possible and run.
Do not try to prolong a fight. Do what needs to be done and escape.

Yeah but there's some nice Jewish girls in the classes...

There's nothing better than having your bollocks grabbed by a JAP!

[Sockpuppet]

Seems to be a few folk around. I've got some work to do to meet a deadline but still have a glass of wine to hand since I work from home.

I was learning how to make white russians & margaritas at home with some mates. Started 5pm, finished 3am.

[Churchill]

I was learning how to make white russians & margaritas at home with some mates. Started 5pm, finished 3am.

And you're sober now?

Back to the drawing board!

[Sockpuppet]

And you're sober now?

Back to the drawing board!

Yeah, not even got a hangover.

The benefits of being a youth

[Churchill]

Yeah, not even got a hangover.

The benefits of being a youth

Aye, 'tis wasted on the young!

[SueEllen]

Yeah, not even got a hangover.

The benefits of being a youth

Cos your still drunk.