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    #11
    I know that about rolling the sheep over, incidentally also know how to do a caeserian section on a sheep.

    Yet, I'm not Irish.

    threaded in "(hobby) farmer" mode
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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      #12
      Originally posted by threaded View Post
      I know that about rolling the sheep over, incidentally also know how to do a caeserian section on a sheep.

      Yet, I'm not Irish.

      threaded in "(hobby) farmer" mode
      WHS, I can also stitch in a sheeps prolapsed uterus.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        WHS, I can also stitch in a sheeps prolapsed uterus.


        Ever done any cow tipping ?



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        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Originally posted by scooby View Post
          such weird things or is it because they are Irish?

          While waffling in the office yesterday, a fellow contractor mentioned that he saw a sheep sitting like a dog (front up, arse down). a girl from the other side of the office butts in and points out that it is v unusal and and that its not good for it. she then proceeded to point out that if you see a sheep on its back, you should roll it over as it will die otherwise.

          i go home 2hrs later, and we have the Father-in-law round for tea. i mention this weird conversation and before i finish he points out that its not good for a sheep to sit like that, and then pointed out that if i see a sheep on it back, to help it over as it will die.

          The FiL is northern irish, brought up on a farmer, but the girl is manchester born and bred, but with Irish parents.

          WTF How do people know these things? and why do they think i want to know?
          It's called common knowledge.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            WHS, I can also stitch in a sheeps prolapsed uterus.
            I can't help but think that that must've come in useful over the years
            The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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              #16
              Originally posted by Platypus View Post
              It's called common knowledge.
              common for who? i dont regularly encounter sheep...
              I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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                #17
                Originally posted by scooby View Post
                common for who? i dont regularly encounter sheep...
                They see you coming?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
                  I can't help but think that that must've come in useful over the years
                  It has. My parents used to own a small-holding.


                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


                  Ever done any cow tipping ?



                  I've done "piggy tickling", is that close?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


                    Ever done any cow tipping ?



                    Does fly tipping count ??

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      Ever done any cow tipping ?
                      No, I never tip.

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