What is it about Irish birds...

[Platypus]

Why are they all so goddam beautiful?

Not all beautiful - just the ones you see on TV or in the papers.
Plus maybe a few others. I'm guessing you haven't met that many Irish birds.

I've worked in Dublin - not all beautiful by any means. Some absolute mingers too. And some crackers. Just like everywhere else.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Less taking the piss out of the Welsh, We do a good enough job on our own.

Plus you slept with Ruth Madoc - I claim my 5 litres of Unleaded

Didn't say there isn't any tasty Welsh birds. I've always fancied this one SFW

[BrilloPad]

Didn't say there isn't any tasty Welsh birds. I've always fancied this one SFW

[Pickle2]

The ones I meet in london in their 20s/30s all seem to be a bit fat from too much booze. They always seem to be sucking on a bottle of something cheap, fizzy and nasty.

[DimPrawn]

They always seem to be sucking on something cheap, fizzy and nasty.

[BoredBloke]

I used to go out with a girl from Ireland. I've seen pictures of here recently and she seems a lot better looking than when we were together. So all you irish girls out there - don't go for plastic surgery etc, simply let me at you and in a couple of years you'll be tons better looking! I'll use my special irish girl improving 'wand' which produces it's very own 'face cream'. Simply allow me to apply it and in a few years you too might be a bit better looking.

[Churchill]

I'll use my special irish girl improving 'wand' which produces it's very own 'face cream'. Simply allow me to apply it and in a few years you too might be a bit better looking.

So, that's what you call yours, is it?

[BoredBloke]

It is today!

[Tensai]

good in bed?

In my experience!

It's the Catholic upbringing, represses all that desire then it comes bursting out later in life.

long-ago experience

New baby in house, sex life disappears

[RichardCranium]

Why are they all so goddam beautiful?

That'll be the 8 pints of Guinness. Guinness goggles are great.