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you can still get them from a butchers near me, altho they are wrapped in plastic, not ragsOriginally posted by Churchill View PostHey!
Rag Puddings are great!
There is one Chippy left that servers them, and when its actually open, i think its one of the best in the town!I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!Comment
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Don't!!!Originally posted by scooby View Postyou can still get them from a butchers near me, altho they are wrapped in plastic, not rags
There is one Chippy left that servers them, and when its actually open, i think its one of the best in the town!
I'm looking for an excuse to visit a certain lady in Manchester as it is!Comment
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I thought you had standards.Originally posted by Churchill View PostDon't!!!
I'm looking for an excuse to visit a certain lady in Manchester as it is!Comment
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I do, they're like goalposts - moveable!Originally posted by tay View PostI thought you had standards.Comment
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Rochdale is only 20mins from Centre (assuming its 3am!). i could always post you one!Originally posted by Churchill View PostDon't!!!
I'm looking for an excuse to visit a certain lady in Manchester as it is!
I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!Comment
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or you are using the train!Originally posted by scooby View PostRochdale is only 20mins from Centre (assuming its 3am!). i could always post you one!
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I'll grab one myself next time I'm up there.Originally posted by scooby View PostRochdale is only 20mins from Centre (assuming its 3am!). i could always post you one!
Lee who owns "Farmers Choice" in Milnrow is a friend of mine... He'll hold a few back.Comment
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