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A US, or UK trillion?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
furlongs per fortnight I assumeOriginally posted by TimberWolf View Post"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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This story cracked me up CNNHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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obligatory lock stock quote...
We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-*******-culturalist!Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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also, see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...of_measurementOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostComment
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I didn't need weed in my case...Originally posted by Churchill View PostDon't touch the stuff mate, it f*cks with your brain!
Although in your case that warning may have come a little late...
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There are useful things about metric, like the fact that 1 litre of water weighs 1 kilogramme. And, coincidentally, one kilogramme of water has a volume of one litre.
I don't get why car performance is still measured in miles per gallon when a lot of people (i.e. me) have probably got no idea what a gallon looks like, weighs or costs.
Also, this country has been officially metric for more than 40 years now. And the metric system was invented by an Englishman.Comment
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