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    #11
    South West

    Next!
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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      #12
      Originally posted by Jog On View Post
      South West

      Next!
      ooooo arrrr.

      Do ee need a combine wi' at tracktor?
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #13
        anyone remember New Direction?
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #14
          Forward is good. Downwards at great speed something to avoid. Going around in circles is what most of us are really good at.

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            #15
            is there not an option under "thread tools" to add a poll?

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              #16
              South, South West, Cromerty, Fisher, German Byte, Falling slowly.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                ooooo arrrr.

                Do ee need a combine wi' at tracktor?
                Traktors? Combine harvesters?

                In South West London?

                Are you mad sir?

                Green welllies and barbers maybe but those other items you speak of are for the peasant classes I believe…
                "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                  #18
                  I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
                  (ooh aah ooh aah)
                  I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
                  (ooh aah ooh aah)
                  Now something's telling me
                  That you'm avoiding me
                  Come on now darling you've got something I need

                  Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
                  An' I'll give you the key
                  Come on now let's get together
                  In perfect harmony
                  I got twenty acres
                  An' you got forty-three
                  Now I got a brand new combine harvester
                  An' I'll give you the key

                  She made I laugh ha ha

                  I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
                  We'll 'ave twins and triplets
                  I'm a man built for speed
                  And you know I'll love you darlin'
                  So give me your hand
                  But what I want the most
                  Is all they acres of land

                  Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
                  An' I'll give you the key
                  Come on now let's get together
                  In perfect harmony
                  I got twenty acres
                  An' you got forty-three
                  Now I got a brand new combine harvester
                  An' I'll give you the key

                  Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

                  For seven long years I've been alone in this place
                  Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
                  Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
                  I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

                  Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
                  An' I'll give you the key
                  Come on now let's get together
                  In perfect harmony
                  I got twenty acres
                  An' you got forty-three
                  Now I got a brand new combine harvester
                  An' I'll give you the key

                  Who loves ya baby ha

                  Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
                  I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
                  In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
                  We had our photos took and us holding hands

                  Now I got a brand new combine harvester
                  An' I'll give you the key
                  Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
                  Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
                  Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
                  An' I'll give you the key

                  Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by ~Craig~ View Post
                    is there not an option under "thread tools" to add a poll?
                    There is indeed. I'd never noticed that before today. sasguru could put a poll at the top of TPD...
                    ǝןqqıʍ

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                      #20
                      Go West
                      Westlife
                      East 17
                      The Beautiful South

                      It seems the west is the best, by 2-1
                      Bored.

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