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2uk's famous A3 for SALE.
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No , it is an exclusive offer to CUK members only. I also throw in 3 phone numbers of birds that will do you just for having the car. Even if you are sadguru ! -
Throw in a free nose job and a rapists personality and maybe you've got a deal.Originally posted by 2uk View PostNo , it is an exclusive offer to CUK members only. I also throw in 3 phone numbers of birds that will do you just for having the car. Even if you are sadguru !Comment
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[QUOTE=Clippy;553365]Throw in a free nose job [QUOTE]
I gave up on that. I came to my senses. Plus you dont need it with an A3.Comment
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They sound simply enchanting.Originally posted by 2uk View PostNo , it is an exclusive offer to CUK members only. I also throw in 3 phone numbers of birds that will do you just for having the car. Even if you are sadguru !
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which birds? Denny/Lucy/??? ...Originally posted by 2uk View PostNo , it is an exclusive offer to CUK members only. I also throw in 3 phone numbers of birds that will do you just for having the car. Even if you are sadguru !Comment
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I am sure she has one......Originally posted by 2uk View Post"My car has 4 Rings. My Girlfriend has none".
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There are other women in the world.. you know.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwhich birds? Denny/Lucy/??? ...Comment
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After reading Brilos horror stories about married life , making sure my girlfriend remains ringless has become my top priority.Originally posted by daviejones View PostI am sure she has one......
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So you meant a ring on a finger? I assumed you meant somewhere else...Originally posted by 2uk View PostAfter reading Brilos horror stories about married life , making sure my girlfriend remains ringless has become my top priority.Comment
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Yeah, I was perhaps too subtle..Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo you meant a ring on a finger? I assumed you meant somewhere else...
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