What about perfume then ?

[TimberWolf]

A real gentleman does not wear "perfume" or after-shave. HTH

man

[DimPrawn]

I smell of money. That usually does it for the opposite sex.

[TimberWolf]

I smell of money. That usually does it for the opposite sex.

I thought you said monkey for a second. That works too

[EternalOptimist]

I smell of money. That usually does it for the opposite sex.

yes, you smell like 20 Iranian Rials from here

[EternalOptimist]

Apart from the malodorous students, I remember one who appeared to bath in aftershave...

I had to open all the windows to stop myself coughing.

Can't decide which is worse... the stinking or the stinky.

There's not much in it really.

What did JTK smell of ?

[TimberWolf]

Surely it's just fat people that stink? Lean fit people don't smell?

[sasguru]

spot on SasOcrates

This is worrying EO, you're beginning to agree with me more and more often

[BoredBloke]

D&G, Fahrenheit.

My wife likes fahrenheit and joop - I like Anteaus by Chanel

[EternalOptimist]

This is worrying EO, you're beginning to agree with me more and more often

watch it, or its the dodgy hemlock for you

[Lucy]

Ah - that explains how you managed to be employed for a while.

Ah urr, only worked with him for about a year, am still friends with him. He wears Bvlgari Black now and Paul Smith.

HTH