I see Wayne Rooney lives in Wilmslow now, must be chav central...
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The place or the CUK poster?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI see Wayne Rooney lives in Wilmslow now, must be chav central...Comment
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Still around, but, not so much during the day. got a roasting for daring to do online banking around lunch-time... (Some head of contractors contractor was getting above her station).
Thankfully, boss laughing at if as much as I am, but, due to the wench I need to be careful online during the day.
Spent last week at Highfield Park, HP's training location - anyone been there? More like a retreat than a week of 'work'
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostStill around, but, not so much during the day. got a roasting for daring to do online banking around lunch-time... (Some head of contractors contractor was getting above her station).
Thankfully, boss laughing at if as much as I am, but, due to the wench I need to be careful online during the day.
Spent last week at Highfield Park, HP's training location - anyone been there? More like a retreat than a week of 'work'

I'm tulipting myself stupid and have just pissed on my own shoesStill InvoicingComment
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Phew! I miss your posts. Always entertainingOriginally posted by Wilmslow View PostStill around
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He lives in Prestbury.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI see Wayne Rooney lives in Wilmslow now, must be chav central...
My cats go to the same vets as Ken Barlow's dog!Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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In the bad old days, I used to drink in the same pub as Reg Varney. Top that.Originally posted by Alf W View PostHe lives in Prestbury.
My cats go to the same vets as Ken Barlow's dog!Comment
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My girlfriend's father used to drink with Graham Hill in the sixties - Graham would give him a lift home on the back of his motorbike while completely trashed! The gf's mother used to say "has that Graham Hill been leading you astray again?"Originally posted by Jubber View PostIn the bad old days, I used to drink in the same pub as Reg Varney. Top that.
Gf's father was a fireman at Leavesden(sp?) near Watford until being headhunted to work for airports in the middle east.Comment
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Bad choice of words there dear boy.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy girlfriend's father used to drink with Graham Hill in the sixties - Graham would give him a lift home on the back of his motorbike while completely trashed! The gf's mother used to say "has that Graham Hill been leading you astray again?"
Gf's father was a fireman at Leavesden(sp?) near Watford until being headhunted to work for airports in the middle east.Comment
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