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Anyone ever left a can of deodorant on your desk, stinky?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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6, 1 day for work, 1 at nights to see me through (unless i'm out climbing or other stuff)I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!Comment
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Thanks folks, I am a one a day man from now on.
next question, how many times a month do you clean your bell ?
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A bell needs to be polished every day to keep it in tip top condition and prevent it going rusty.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postnext question, how many times a month do you clean your bell ?
HTH.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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As required! A gentlemans' bell should be cleaned before and after use. Indiscriminate buffing during periods of inactivity is to be discouraged.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThanks folks, I am a one a day man from now on.
next question, how many times a month do you clean your bell ?

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Originally posted by snaw View PostA bell needs to be polished every day to keep it in tip top condition and prevent it going rusty.
HTH.
thanks snaw. Any idea how I sell 150 cans of unused deodorant quickly, mmm might try ebay
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You use deodorant on your bell?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthanks snaw. Any idea how I sell 150 cans of unused deodorant quickly, mmm might try ebay

i do think it needs cleaning more often then!
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Local soup kitchen ... btw why have you got a spare 150 cans?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthanks snaw. Any idea how I sell 150 cans of unused deodorant quickly, mmm might try ebay
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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At least 4 a day.
One on my bicycle commute in, after shower: one at work, another for the ride home, and then one at home for the evening.
Much the same at the weekends as its parties, gardening, DIY, and cycle training or races, that kind of thing.
Yes, the washing machine goes on just about every evening to keep up.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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dunno, they just keep appearing on my deskOriginally posted by snaw View PostLocal soup kitchen ... btw why have you got a spare 150 cans?
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