Ways to get around fortnightly bin collections

[sasguru]

Viz Top Tip No. 376383456.

Want to get over fortnightly bin collections? Simply gather all your neighbourhood foxes into your garden and feed them the rubbish.

[Advocate]

In Swindon you have to call the police and get a crime number otherwise, no replacement is given.

HTH

I blame the government!

[DimPrawn]

I blame the government!

I blame Labour voters!

[HairyArsedBloke]

I blame Labour voters!

Burn them.

[Troll]

Dont google for 'disposophobia' on Google Images. Nearly as bad as googling for 'bike pole'.

She's a big girl... nice

[Troll]

Burn them.

It's quite easy to go back to the ballot papers & identify those responsible for voting in this pile of tulipe

[MickeyP]

She's a big girl... nice

[BrilloPad]

It's quite easy to go back to the ballot papers & identify those responsible for voting in this pile of tulipe

Or just look for all those who read the sun?

[threaded]

When I were young and daft, I was on a contract in New York. Around Xmas the bin men went on strike, and people took to wrapping their rubbish in Xmas paper and leaving it in their unlocked cars, in the front doorway, that kinda thing. Worked a treat.

[Gonzo]

We're all contractors FFS.

Simply buy two houses in areas that have alternate fortnightly collections. Spend one week in one, then the following week at the other.

Sorted.