How would a girl respond to this?

[BrilloPad]

If you sent this to a girl wouldn't you expect a flirtatious response?

"It's good to be busy though, at least the day goes by quickly and plus
it means you're in demand (must be nice!) for the work. Mine goes up and
down... it's nice when it's up!"

What you say is unimportant. It is how you say it. And with email there is little choice.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

If you sent this to a girl wouldn't you expect a flirtatious response?

"It's good to be busy though, at least the day goes by quickly and plus
it means you're in demand (must be nice!) for the work. Mine goes up and
down... it's nice when it's up!"

By Girl, do you mean Woman?

If you mean girl, I'd expect the Police. If you mean woman I'd expect either pity or anger as a response.

[realityhack]

What you say is unimportant. It is how you say it. And with email there is little choice.

Yep - never txt or email something ambiguous. They can read it any way they want to.

Edit: Bit like this board then.

[BrilloPad]

By Girl, do you mean Woman?

If you mean girl, I'd expect the Police. If you mean woman I'd expect either pity or anger as a response.

As long as you dont get ignored...

[Peoplesoft bloke]

As long as you dont get ignored...

[TimberWolf]

You’re thinking like a man. You have to be a subtler than that with women and appeal to their feminine side. Instead of saying you have a stiffy needing servicing, tell her how wonderful she looks and that rather than sending an email could you possibly come up and take her from behind. Darn, I can’t do it for long either.

[realityhack]

You’re thinking like a man. You have to be a subtler than that with women and appeal to their feminine side. Instead of saying you have a stiffy needing servicing, tell her how wonderful she looks and that rather than sending an email could you possibly come up and take her from behind. Darn, I can’t do it for long either.

Perhaps you'd like to re-phrase that?

[oracleslave]

You’re thinking like a man. You have to be a subtler than that with women and appeal to their feminine side. Instead of saying you have a stiffy needing servicing, tell her how wonderful she looks and that rather than sending an email could you possibly come up and take her from behind. Darn, I can’t do it for long either.

- You were doing well until that bit.

[oracleslave]

Perhaps you'd like to re-phrase that?

Some can't do it for long, others are too quick by half

[Churchill]

As long as you dont get ignored...

Not much of a defence in court though...