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    #11
    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    There's only 3 million of us jockanese blokes, and you've got about 30 million English roses. it's hard work staying awake after all that effort ...
    They can't all fancy "a bit of rough" surely?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      They can't all fancy "a bit of rough" surely?
      Who's rough shirley? Think we missed her in the survey. Sounds like a fun lassie ...
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #13
        Originally posted by snaw View Post
        Who's rough shirley? Think we missed her in the survey. Sounds like a fun lassie ...
        Alice's sister...

        Here we go again...

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          #14
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          The Scots tried that. Thank **** they're all ugly bastards and our women won't touch 'em.
          Cough... the only woman of my life were all from south of the border...

          Herllo
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #15
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            Cough... the only woman of my life were all from south of the border...

            Herllo
            Was she/they a schizo?

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              #16
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Was she/they a schizo?
              Nah, they were Mexican ...

              I'll get me coat.
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #17
                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                Nah, they were Mexican ...

                I'll get me coat.
                Piccadilly Circus?

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                  #18
                  It's the kilts; it keeps their tackle cool and functional!
                  B00med!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Advocate View Post
                    It's the kilts; it keeps their tackle cool and functional!
                    That's just an excuse to wear a skirt!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by snaw View Post
                      Your missus just told you that to make you feel better. In reality we're half way through the genetic infiltration plan already.

                      And it's only Thursday ...
                      Too late, the Irish beat you to it.....

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