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That slimy Greek/'Good Jewish boy' .. (and me !!) from The Apprentice
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Originally posted by Flubster View PostWhat did you have to do? Log on?
No, turn on the PC.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View Post
No, turn on the PC.Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Originally posted by Flubster View PostI hope this wasn't in a Police Station!
IGYCFYHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View Postbada-dish!
IGYCFYIllegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Originally posted by luke warm View PostAfter they got rid of the new contractor here after a week for being useless (although why they couldn't work that out in the interview) I thought an apprentice style recruitment scheme could work. Get 10 contractors on at 1/3 rate, at end of each day fire the most numpty. In 2 weeks time you have someone who can actually code and put them onto full rate. Probably be cheaper than all the time spent faffing around with interviews and wasting with useless contractors...Comment
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Originally posted by Gordon Gecko View PostYes, because 'code' is all us contractors do.Coffee's for closersComment
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http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/appr...ort_past.shtml
APPRENTICE star Michael Sophocles used to be a £50-an-hour male ESCORT.
The dark-haired charmer took money to have sex with women so he wouldn't have to scrimp his way through university.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posthttp://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/appr...ort_past.shtml
APPRENTICE star Michael Sophocles used to be a £50-an-hour male ESCORT.
The dark-haired charmer took money to have sex with women so he wouldn't have to scrimp his way through university.Comment
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostCharmer? Redefined as slimy creep?Comment
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