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Racist Jokes

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    #21
    A gang of <ruffian>s go into a <commercial establishment> run by <minority group>s and grab one of them by the neck. The leader of the <ruffian> gang gently places a die on the counter and says. “Today is your lucky day. Throw the die. If you get a 1 to 5, we’re going to beat your head in.” “How is that lucky? What happens if I get a six?” says the <minority group> chap. “Well, if you throw a six you get lucky”, says the <ruffian>, “If that happens, see, you get to have another throw”.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #22
      Originally posted by blacjac View Post
      Is 'Irish' a race?
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      No.

      Next.
      Actually yes, in the context of racism laws. So are the Welsh, Scottish & English.

      Stupid state of affairs, but that shouldn't surprise anybody living in the UK these days.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #23
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Actually yes, in the context of racism laws. So are the Welsh, Scottish & English.

        Stupid state of affairs, but that shouldn't surprise anybody living in the UK these days.
        I know I am in a minority. White English middle class hetro.

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          #24
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I know I am in a minority. White English middle class hetro.

          confused

          Sex with women is ok, but you can't beat the real thing.

          SASGuru.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post

            confused

            Sex with women is ok, but you can't beat the real thing.

            SASGuru.
            Would that be a pot noodle? Or cross species?

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