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The Germans, are they that much different?

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    #21
    I reckon that the Guardian must read this BB as 2 days after I posted this link its now an article on their website. Surely I should be in for some payment?
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #22
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      I reckon that the Guardian must read this BB as 2 days after I posted this link its now an article on their website. Surely I should be in for some payment?
      Probably a portion of lentils or something.

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        #23
        drove to work and had sex with his wife 117 times
        Sounds fun, but risky though. I mean how would he see to steer the car?

        Also, if a traffic cop spotted them it would mean a definite, er, pull.
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          #24
          Our women shave their armpits and don't grow moustaches.

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            #25
            Originally posted by pisces View Post
            Our women shave their armpits and don't grow moustaches.
            It's was the East Germans who didn't. They couldn't afford razor blades.

            The West Germans shave. Well the 2 I know do and one I met did anyway.





            And before you think of something rude vest tops reveal if women shave under their armpits.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #26
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post


              (I would have used a thumbs-up emoticon, but it seems we havn't got one).
              I bet "ze Germans" have one!

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                #27
                drove to work and had sex with his wife 117 times
                Dunno, 'bout German, but in Scandinavian languages, '117' means 'a lot'. As in 'I've asked you 117 times to do this'.

                HTH

                Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                  #28
                  sounds like the average German is a bit like the average Brit.


                  Interesting report though, how many of us like to think of ourselves as 'average'

                  I'm an individual... just like everyone else.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by bobhope View Post
                    sounds like the average German is a bit like the average Brit.


                    Interesting report though, how many of us like to think of ourselves as 'average'

                    I'm an individual... just like everyone else.
                    We're all individuals!!!


                    "I'm not!"

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                      #30
                      There was a section in a program last night on RTL about hairy women and men. Basically younger men and women like to remove hair, in particular the 'intim bereich' as it is much more fun when doing the beast with two backs. They showed examples of both hairy and non-hairy women and their views on it.
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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