IT contractors are just brainless autistic savants...

[Jog On]

I think we need a fork() in there somewhere ....

Would that be for the pot noodle?

[Zippy]

Would that be for the pot noodle?

Quite so

I think we've proved Sasguru's point, I'm afraid (apart from the 'facility for programming and logic' bit)

[OwlHoot]

I think we need a fork() in there somewhere ....

inside a for loop:

for fork() 's sake;

[BoredBloke]

I thought SAS was a contractor

[DiscoStu]

I thought SAS was a contractor

I believe he's a rather well paid permie at an IB.

[PerlOfWisdom]

... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this board proves everyday

I'm not Autistic - I can't even draw.

[Churchill]

I'm not Autistic - I can't even draw.

Talking about which, did you see the TV program about the Autistic Savant who was flown over a city and then drew it freehand?
Here he is, absolutely brilliant.

[daviejones]

... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this thread proves

HTH

[Peoplesoft bloke]

... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this board proves everyday

Well, you've got me all figured out (apart from the programming skills).

[BoredBloke]

Talking about which, did you see the TV program about the Autistic Savant who was flown over a city and then drew it freehand?
Here he is, absolutely brilliant.

I must be one of those as there are a few cities in China and Burma which I can draw freehand and I've never even seen them.