This guy at work makes me laugh

[BrilloPad]

Why do you feel the need to speak for everyone, or assume that you know what we want or do not want?

Then I think you are on your on. I am sooo with SueEllen.

[Wilmslow]

He probably doesn't talk to contractor filth. Wait until permiedom starts next week Wilmslow and you'll be best mates by lunchtime.

Now, that is a scary thought. He will be hounding me, asking me to join him on company day trips. Oh no, what am I doing??? Before I know it I will be wearing a company poly tie as well. Must move desks…….

[EternalOptimist]

I sit opposite these two saddos at work. One of the drives a focus and smells of wee, the other is a skoda-driving geek with a hairpiece like a brillo pad. They obviously fancy each other, but the geek is playing hard to get

[alreadypacked]

He probably doesn't talk to contractor filth. Wait until permiedom starts next week Wilmslow and you'll be best mates by lunchtime.

[BrilloPad]

Brillo – I actually wrote this waiting for your usual high calibre reply – I am feeling so entertained that I forgot about my cold for a couple of seconds! It is the way you write them…..

ohhh - nice irony. Your trolling is geeting better - I am sure you will reach Chico standards soon.

[bogeyman]

Wilmslow you know you can write a blog.

This enables people who are interested ,no one on CUK mind, to read your goings on.

Good point Sue.

I think http://twitter.com/ might be even better for him.

I have a plan to run a server farm full of AI bots that will act as 'virtual friends' to Twitter users and express a great interest in the every detail of their non-lives.

Wilmslow: I had a blueberry muffin for breakfast - yum!

AI Bot: Hey! That's Great!

Wilmslow: I had a huge dump!

AI Bot: Hey! That's Great! Any muffin currants come out?

[Lucy]

I sit opposite these two saddos at work. One of the drives a focus and smells of wee, the other is a skoda-driving geek with a hairpiece like a brillo pad. They obviously fancy each other, but the geek is playing hard to get

[daviejones]

Then I think you are on your on. I am sooo with SueEllen.

On my on? I find his posts more entertaining than the endless immigration \ house price posts.

[WotNxt]

Why am I reminded of this scene from the movie Fight Club?

Richard Chesler: [Reading a piece of paper] The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club?
Narrator: [Voice-over] I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine.
Richard Chesler: The second rule of Fight Club - is this yours?
Narrator: Huh?
Richard Chesler: Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?
Narrator: [pauses] Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous.
[Gets up from the chair]
Narrator: [Talking slowly] And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
Narrator: [Voice-over] Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
[Snatches the piece of paper from boss' hands]
Narrator: [Voice-over] And I used to be such a nice guy.
Narrator: Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.
[Phone rings]
Narrator: [Into phone] Compliance and Liability...?
Marla Singer: My tit's gonna rot off.
Narrator: [to boss] Would you excuse me? I need to take this.