The Suggestions Of Things To Do When You Are Not In Contract Thread

**Jog On** · 30 April 2008, 16:06

Form a plan B making ‘Free Tibet’ flags – apparently there’s a gap in the market now..

**Jog On** · 30 April 2008, 16:18

Have a pot noodle and a gank

**PRC1964** · 30 April 2008, 16:19

Collect belly button fluff and knit it into a jumper.

**PRC1964** · 30 April 2008, 16:20

Make voodoo dolls of politicians out of ear wax.

**PRC1964** · 30 April 2008, 16:22

Grow your nostril hair and make dreadlocks.

**up4it** · 30 April 2008, 16:22

Buy some hiking boots and climb some mountains in Scotland, Wales, Ireland or the Lake District!

**PAH** · 30 April 2008, 17:08

Buy a mountain and fall down it Jimmy Savile style. Gold shell-suit is optional.

**The Lone Gunman** · 30 April 2008, 17:21

Steadily working your way through your neighbours wives whilst they are out at work is working for me.

**up4it** · 1 May 2008, 08:03

Gunman, that is a very dangerous though enjoyable past-time!

**EternalOptimist** · 1 May 2008, 08:34

Get an allotment and grow my own spuds and cabbages

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