kids are miserable gits - official

[ratewhore]

I have to concur with SAS on that one. There's a world of difference between being depressed and a bit cheesed off...

[bogeyman]

Most people are scientifically and statistically illiterate, including most on this board.

And most people have more than the average number of limbs.

[PAH]

Was it a bit wet and stinky?

No, because I'd got there before him.

Was waiting outside a shop for a friend. He did some mumbo jumbo thing on my back because I called his bluff and wouldn't move. Had terrible luck with women ever since.

[sasguru]

No, because I'd got there before him.

Was waiting outside a shop for a friend. He did some mumbo jumbo thing on my back because I called his bluff and wouldn't move. Had terrible luck with women ever since.

Yes that'll be why

[PAH]

Yes that'll be why

It's true. As soon as I get interested in someone they find someone else, regardless of how long they've been single. Sometimes they've never even met or seen me. Maybe I should start offering a service to all the bridget jones types out there.

I expect Lucy will cotton onto this opportunity at some point.

[Lucy]

It's true. As soon as I get interested in someone they find someone else, regardless of how long they've been single. Sometimes they've never even met or seen me. Maybe I should start offering a service to all the bridget jones types out there.

I expect Lucy will cotton onto this opportunity at some point.

What opportunity is this ?

[PAH]

What opportunity is this ?

To benefit from my curse. I of course assumed you were single and desperate to find a bloke, though I don't really know why I got that impression.

[Lucy]

To benefit from my curse. I of course assumed you were single and desperate to find a bloke, though I don't really know why I got that impression.

Cheers.

[Xenophon]

Cheers.

[PAH]

Cheers.

Don't mock it. Be careful who you bump into in the next few days. They'll have a ring on your finger, up the aisle, and up the duff before you can say you didn't want cheese on that.

It works. Seriously.